If you tell someone that in one day you met with two agencies, encountered a ghost, worked, and maintained family life, they might think you’re crazy. They wouldn’t consider that others are the ones out of control.

But that’s the truth.

How do you explain to two beautiful agents trying to communicate with you that even with glasses, you can’t see properly? Next time, please give me a paper note, not a book written in small print. I can’t read it. So I smiled and went on my way, done with the craziness!

But only God knew the surprises that would come.

I work, I cook, and I swear the spy world is the least of my concerns. Crazy people should stay in their crazy circles, not mix with normal people. Ditto. And … voilà … craziness arrives!

At the bus station. In full sun! There’s not a single NORMAL human being there unless they’re just coming back from work. And a crazy one, a “DANGEROUS VILLAIN” as he defined himself, was there. Disguised 100%. Is it a HE? Could be a HER as well!

Old, with long white hair and a DEWLAP! These are the first details you notice because we scan people face first!

What he/she forgot is that DEWLAPs are my specialty, LOL!

Why? Because longitudinal DEWLAPs are less frequent than transverse turkey necks. My chance of meeting one was small. Smaller on a hot day. Smaller at a bus station. Smaller to talk with me!

Fake identity, Mr./Ms. Personality!

As soon as I checked it, we started to talk! And I began to visually and audibly screen ON FRAMES!

White sideburns! NO WAY! Fake. They were the same shade of white as the hair. Impossible for a man. Sideburns and hair never have the same shade of white!

Then why was it chosen? Part of the character! Scottish! Scottish white sideburns?

This ghost is a “BURNED” intelligence man? The question is WHY? Did he go crazy? Was he a double agent?

He called himself a “dangerously villain” and tried to communicate and send twisted information in a twisted way. I smiled, playing stupid!

His white hair reminded me of Santa Claus and someone very dear to me! I smiled!

Yes, he is dangerous, crazy, and dangerous!

But I couldn’t stop myself from talking and listening to him. More listening than talking, triggering him to speak one idea at a time. And he talked.

The hardest to disguise are the FINGERS and nails because even James Bond uses his hands to eat donuts, LOL. My ghost didn’t disguise his fingers or his nails. The proportions between his legs, feet, and hands were completely off. His boots made him look like a clown with small hands and fingers and small round nails.

HANDS that I have seen before!

Frame after frame, the images came to me. The words, instead, TROUBLED! Jumping from one idea to another, delusional. Stories about hate that I knew but refused to agree with. Stories about HIS/HER PERSONAL REVENGE that I knew too, which made me concerned about how to approach the next step in communication and personal safety. Also, concerns about WHY NO ONE supervises HIM!

And the confirmation of his fake persona came step by step, word by word, because he wanted it to be that way. Stepping onto the bus, his pants revealed his own SKIN on legs, different in color and texture from his persona’s skin prosthetics. The limit was clear!

I smiled to myself.

Thinking … I know THREE people with this nail format. I hope he was the CRAZY ONE because if he was one of the other two, it won’t be good for either of us.

For him because he is an OUTDATED DANGEROUS SPY and for me because I KNOW IT!

If he/she was crazy, at least we can hope that some law enforcement and family will see this mess and stop it.

I kept asking myself what was written in the morning book? And also if my tall Asian one smiling at the corner of the next street was HIM/HER again, but another persona this time.

You see, no one wants to be a spy! Just to live their normal lives!

And to not have daily encounters with crazy people and crazy “burned” spies!

Life is much more beautiful than that! NORMAL! With NORMAL people!

And it is all over the world!

Would you like to sing with me? Say NO to spies, craziness, and any type of hate!