Why would an American nurse want anything to do with spy games? If I wanted to be a spy, I’d apply to Spy Academy—probably after figuring out if that’s a real thing. And if I wanted to play games in the world of spies, I’d try out for their football team (assuming they play football between top-secret missions). But guess what? I wanted neither. No spying, no secret codes, no gadgets. Not even a decoder ring.

All I ever wanted was to be an American nurse. That’s it. My dream? To earn an honest paycheck, buy a cozy house with a big garden, and take care of my family—all without being dragged into someone else’s cloak-and-dagger circus or dealing with folks who think “intelligence” is a license to act like a jerk. Power? Nope, don’t want it. World domination? I’ll leave that to the comic book villains.

So, that’s that. I’m officially out of the “Romanian Presidential Election Analysis” business. And honestly? Good riddance! Let me get back to healing people and planting tomatoes. 😊