A Habibi Story: In Search of Pastrama, My Soul’s Medicine

We all have ways of lifting our spirits.
We know when we’re in the right place—among people we can talk to freely, honestly, and with joy.

Today was about PASTRAMA.

Not just food—a ritual, a reminder, a homecoming.

Pastrama is preserved lamb meat, barbecued slow and smoky until it melts in your mouth.
You eat it with polenta and garlic, and sip good wine. And if you’re truly blessed, a taraf plays—just for you.


And yes, it’s cultural.

The Balkans eat it. Turks eat it. Arabs eat it.

It’s a shared treasure across borders, languages, and generations.

And today—I needed it. Not for hunger, but for healing.

Pastrama is my medicine for the soul, and the way I show love to my dear ones.

But to make it, you need the real thing:
Fresh lamb or goat steaks—no bones, just clean, fine cuts.

Enter: Mission Impossible

In the Western world, it’s nearly impossible.

Most meat shops sell bones with a little meat, but not real steaks.

So I remembered something: I still know a couple Habibis, lol.

And just like that, my new life goal today became:
Track down the Habibis and find fresh lamb or goat.

Steaks only. No bones. No shortcuts.

Was it successful?

Not quite.

But oh… it was beautiful.

Back to the Old World

Talking with the Habibis again felt like home.

No, I didn’t buy perfume (though one did smell like Allah’s garden in heaven—seriously, that scent was another level).

And no, I didn’t find the right meat cuts.

Some stores had closed.
Some old shopkeepers had passed away.
Their children had moved on.

And even if I don’t feel old… I guess I am.
Because I miss those old-school Habibis.

The ones who knew the art of negotiation. The ones who’d say:

“Güzelim, we don’t have it now, but for you? We order some. Come tomorrow.”

I miss the world where you bargain with a smile.
Where mangoes are sweet, but the conversations are sweeter.

Where someone says, “Drink tea. Sit. You’re home.”

Mango Is Not Pastrama

Yes, I came home with mangoes.

But mango is not pastrama.

Mango doesn’t hug your soul the same way.

And yet… today brought me something else: connections.

That feeling of community. Of joy. Of speaking your language, even in a foreign place.

The World We Need to Protect

These cultures, these flavors, these people—we need to protect this world.

Not everything should be perfect, uniform, and by rules.

There is beauty in the spice, the mess, the laughter, the güzelim.

So, my dear readers:
If you know where I can buy fresh lamb/goat steaks—no bones—for my pastrama,
send me a message.

Because this is more than food.

It’s memory. It’s love. It’s home.

And I’m still looking.

— Sevgilim 😄


The Great Papaya War: An Easter Special


I don’t donate to feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I don’t give to impress Karen from HR or earn fake social points from people who drink almond milk but can’t spell “integrity.”

And no — I don’t give because a “woke socialist” newsletter said,
“It’s Inclusion Tuesday, time to Venmo a cause or be a monster!”

NO.

I give because my grandma would slap me with a wet dishtowel if I didn’t.

Because I was raised right — in a house where giving was normal, not performative.
Because I’ve seen real love: in a bowl of soup, not a virtue-signaling Instagram story.


Now let me tell you about my mother.

She was the kind of woman who’d give her last slice of bread to someone else, then apologize for not toasting it.

She begged her husband — yes, her own husband — for a ride to the ER.
He said, “Nah.”

Then he went to sleep. Like it was just another Tuesday.

She gave him everything: her body, her money, her energy, and her life — and the one time she needed a car ride?

SILENCE.

So yeah. That day, I divorced the concept of “family” and “true love.”

But I gained something — the power to see B.S. faster than anyone.

I fight now. Not with fists. With truth.

And here’s one:

You do NOT mess with good people. I don’t care if your uncle runs the city council or you do witchcraft in your basement.

GOOD IS GOOD. PERIOD.


Now. The Papaya.

This Easter, I went to my favorite little mom-and-pop veggie shop. The kind of place where you can buy carrots, a bar of soap, and a bag of rice — all while hearing five different languages and a baby crying for pickles.

It’s poor. It’s beautiful. It’s home.

And guess what?

They had papayas. Beautiful, orange, sun-kissed papayas.
Usually $10 each in this glorious capitalist-woke hybrid dystopia we live in.

But TODAY?
Five dollars.

Naturally, I started counting my coins like I was trying to summon the ghost of Dave Ramsey.

But just as I’m having my little to be or not to be, a shiny black Benz screeches to a stop like it’s a Fast & Furious spin-off called “Fast & Frugal.”


Out jump three tiny women speaking a language that sounded like war cries mixed with auctioneer energy.

And they attacked the papaya box like it was the last Gucci sale before the apocalypse.


I stood there, clinging to my dreams and a shopping basket, while these ladies body-checked me like I was in a fruit-based WWE match.

One grabbed a papaya and the other snatched it out of her hand yelling,
“THIS IS MINE, BRIGITTE!”

Brigitte???

Ma’am, this is a produce section, not a soap opera!

And the SCREAMING? It was like sirens had learned to gossip.

Suddenly, the entire street turned into Papaya-Pocalypse 2025.

People were running. Kids crying. Grandmas elbowing each other.

It felt like the Berlin Wall fell again — but this time, in front of a mango crate.


Just when I accepted that I’d die papaya-less in a cloud of high-pitched chaos…

He appeared.

A calm, gentle Mexican man — the fruit stall hero — saw me frozen between combatants.

He picked up a papaya, handed it to me like it was Excalibur, and said:

“Take it.”

My heart melted.

I walked up to the register with my sacred papaya, cradling it like Simba in The Lion King.

But then —
A voice screeched behind me:

“Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!”

I turned around and there she was — one of the Benz ladies — chasing me for the papaya like a seagull on caffeine.

She GRABBED it out of my hands!

Ma’am. You came from a Benz.
What are you doing fighting over fruit like you’re in an underground gladiator market?!

I almost said it. I almost shouted:
“Did communism teach you to lose your humanity over a tropical fruit?!”

But I took a deep breath.

My hero, Fruit Store King, stepped in again.

He looked her dead in the eyes and said:
“You have enough. Let her have one.”

Mic drop. The papaya was mine.



Moral of the story?

People these days are fighting to own MORE, even when they already have PLENTY.

Because we’ve normalized greed.
We’ve glamorized crazy.
We reward loud, selfish behavior and wonder why everything feels broken.

But you know what?

There are still NORMAL people in this world.
People who see through the madness.
People who share. Who help. Who step in — like my papaya angel.


So tonight?
I’m making a fruit salad.

And I’ll eat it in honor of everyone who still has sense, kindness, and decency in their DNA.

To the Benz Brigade — maybe leave your luxury cars at home next time and bring your manners instead.

And if you’re NORMAL?
Logical?
Still human?
I’m on your side.
No matter where you’re from.

Now pass the papaya. I’ve earned it.