🌡️ Fever, Jetlag & Delirium — The Holy Trinity of Confusion
My brain is still cooking at 41°C, shivering, dizzy, and trying to remember which planet I’m on. Walking one block feels like climbing Mount Everest, and every bone in my body screams like a heavy metal concert.
And to whoever said Tylenol doesn’t work — you, my friend, have never been this close to seeing angels. Tylenol is freaking amazing!
Between the jetlag, fever, and existential confusion, I woke up today 100% convinced I was in a hotel. Nope. Just my trusty 50-year-old couch.
Oh God, how You love to mess with our straight paths and whisper, “Don’t worry, it’s all part of the plan.”
Really, God? THIS was the plan? 😂
🐍 The Vaseline-Reptilian Hypothesis
My poor nose is as red as Rudolph’s, thanks to the mountain of tissues I’ve used. I swear if I keep this up, I’ll transform into a reptilian.
And then what?
Do reptilians even have noses? Or lips?
Would I need to apply Vaseline all day long just to stay moisturized?
Okay, okay… clearly the fever is winning this round. 😵💫
🧠 Fever Productivity: Project Complete!
Delirious but determined, I started working on my project at 4 AM.
And guess what? I finished it. I even tested it — a short survey with a small, diverse group of people.
If this were Heaven, I’d imagine a whole plaza buzzing with laughter, everyone chatting, overlapping voices, answering my two simple questions:
“Which one do you like more, and why?”
But here? People act like I’m asking for their social security number or a confession about their ancestors. 😅
👼 Vox Populi, Vox Dei: The People Have Spoken
Out of 10 people, from different ages, cultures, and social backgrounds — 9 chose my handmade project over a professional one.
Why?
Because it was human. ❤️
We look for humanity in humans.
That’s why that moment felt like Heaven on Earth to me.
🌴 The Dream: Tylenol, Vaseline & a Beachside Heaven
So here I am — with Vaseline on my reptilian nose, Tylenol for my divine dizziness, and a smile of human triumph.
Tomorrow is a new day.
I’ll get stronger, I’ll speak fluent Spanish, joke with everyone freely, and one day… I’ll buy that small house with a big garden by the beach.
There, I’ll open a little business — surrounded by laughter, kindness, and humanity.
Because for me, that’s Heaven. 🌺✨
Now excuse me… I need to rest, hydrate, and reapply Vaseline. 😅